My heart sails

for Minute Maid Juice.

It’s very squishy and purple

and I love it like

it’s my mother

or Richard Nixon.

My face goes in a knot

eating all pork and aerodynamic Cheetos

cuz #YOLO

and I toss the Kielbasa at my Polish wedding.

At Brookwood we play

football and embrace the hate.

Death is no threat

we’re gonna go to heaven.

Once my body is ready

I jump into the pool

off the diving board

and do a perfect swan dive
t
oes first.